Monday, December 17, 2007

Why Is This Woman So Happy?

We've all seen Rachel Ray and we've all seen Rachel Ray grinning like a maniac.

Why is not clear, except that she's either really happy, someone told her to smile, or has had some transcendent religious experience to which we are not privy.

Her grin is so ubiquitous that there are hardly any photos of her with a straight face. Go ahead, search Google for one.

This means that she could go pretty much anywhere incognito, as long as she does not smile. She could knock over convenience stores and banks and mug elderly people. She must be wealthy, so these activities would have to be purely for fun.

But she must already be having more fun than she can handle, judging from her insane cheek to cheek smile.

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